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by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:59 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"Yes!" M1-L0 exclaimed, once again misunderstanding completely. "I wish to enter a P051T1V3 R3L4T10N5H1P with this person. And perhaps even become FR13ND5 with them. Could you help me in this? Would you help me in this?" The wriggling hadn't lessened at all - if anything, it had ...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"I want to apologize to someone I frightened without meaning to," said M1-L0, his robotic voice striving valiantly to sound apologetic. There were inflections, sure, but it came out just a little off. He'd have to work on that. The information relayed to him by Zeltra-25 was processed, ack...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:29 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"Y35!" M1-L0 exclaimed, his tendrils wriggling in excitement as his body swivelled -first his top half, then the rest- and went slithering over to this unknown woman, who he could only surmise had some way to secure chocolate. Of course, he didn't doubt that there would be some price for h...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

At the suggestion of pairing the button with something else, M1-L0 began wriggling in consideration, while his optical mechadendrite remained still and focused on the Skitarii behind him. "CH0C0L4T3!" he exclaimed, growing to seven feet tall, down to four and popping back up to five and a ...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"The beauty and value of this button cannot be measured by any normal cogitator or calibrator, N3W FR13ND," M1-L0 burbled, his eye-lights practically sparkling with wonder as he looked upon his gift-to-be. "Before we were metal, Zeltra-25 - well, before you were metal, anyway..."...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Sat Dec 15, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

“3XT3RM1N4T3 the Commissar? Excuse my doubt, but my logic threads are telling me that this course of action is unlikely to endear me to him, and will very likely result in some form of punishment for me ranging from the very uncomfortable to the capital.” Zeltra-25 must be a real B4D455, to be able ...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:54 am
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"D0?" M1-L0 stopped and considered that. He had been intending to present the Commissar with a button he had found in the Medicae Ward, and deliver a heartfelt apology for his failure to understand that it had been him that Yorke had been afraid of. Well, he would deliver it with what he b...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:06 pm
Forum: Makers and Painters
Topic: [Fic] The Death of a Guardsman (Complete)
Replies: 0
Views: 1569

[Fic] The Death of a Guardsman (Complete)

Deploying for the very first time with the Imperial Guard, Thomas Fenwick and a band of conscripts arrived to reinforce a regiment supposedly in the act of mopping up some foul xenos. To make a long story short, things did not go as planned, and very soon Fenwick found himself in the middle of some ...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:45 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"Our next objective?" It seemed to M1-L0 that this should be a decision made between the both of them, but since it had been left to him, he resolved to define that objective as best he could for Zeltra-25's convenience. "If it is not too much of an inconvenience, there is a certain C...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:24 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"I am very happy to hear this!" the tech-priest burbled, raising his arms in an expression of cheerful triumph. The ends of his oversized sleeves dangled loosely off his arms, making him look a little silly before he relaxed and answered 1458-Bob G7. "I have selected one! I will retur...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"0H!" M1-L0 fidgeted with his robes, configuring his body into a more... dignified(?) shape, and shuffled off towards the curiously outhouse-esque shack, giving Zeltra-25 a quick wave. "I will be back before long! Please do not depart; I will answer your query upon reemerging." A...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"Oh! I very much would like to know, if you are willing to share." More new things! This day was turning out to be a veritable treasure trove of new things. First a button, then Kriegers, a new FR13ND, robes and information! M1-L0 burbled happily before calming down enough to listen. Incid...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:36 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"I like it. It is what I believe is known as CH4RM1NG." M1-L0 had, in fact, been trying to discern its meaning through her reaction, but in retrospect realized that another Mechanicus might not have been the person to try this out on. Perhaps he should do it again with a fleshier receptor....
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

M1-L0 was the opposite of uncomfortable. He took it as a sign of familiarity that she would drop the honorific, which resulted in him then deciding that the colloquial forms of address he had been using thus far were doing good. Maybe he would, in fact, make a FR13ND if he continued like this. "...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:54 am
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"...Full or preferable height?" Well, those were two very different things. About four feet of difference, in fact. M1-L0 wound up vacillating uncertainly between five and six feet in height for a good few seconds before finally deciding on his average height, which was about 5'6. M1-L0 sh...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:10 am
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

The tech-priest brightened upon realizing that the serf's name wasn't just a plain digital code, but rather a combination of numbers and letters! That was much more colorful, in his opinion. "I am searching for a new robe, Bobby G," M1-L0 declared, while taking in the scene behind the serf...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:39 am
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

Having followed Zeltra-25 to their destination, M1-L0 slithered forwards to greet the tech serf. "Enginseer M1-L0," said the tech-priest, losing none of his bubbly demeanor when addressing the serf. "What's yours?" He expected nothing more than a number in response, but it didn't...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:25 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

(oof, sorry for the super late reply) M1-L0 wiggled excitedly at the prospect of new acquisitions, particularly a new robe. The one he was currently using was getting a little frayed. As a senile, excommunicate traitoris Magos once said, 'The Robe Is Soft'. M1-L0, being unable to feel anything at al...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"That does seem a much more practical method of hiding my tendrils." Milo clicked and whirred for a moment, white digits of code running behind his eye-lights as he processed this. At last, he bobbed in agreement. "Yes, I think that will do much better. After all, blankets are silly, ...
by Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: On Base
Topic: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)
Replies: 95
Views: 43017

Re: [OPEN]Motor Pool (Post-Stultus, Post-fire, Looking for work? We're eager to hire!)

"I am gladdened by this. The two of us together will be a fearsome blanket-seeking team indeed." M1-L0 wiggled amiably, then turned his body mass to look at her. "It is not within my power to grant you the right to ask questions, Zeltra-25; do so at your leisure. Also, formalities are...

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