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[Commissar Cat]

++ Yes well, one does rather find one's uniform gets dirty if one actually goes outside, or takes part in combat.
We find it's the difference between being in the guard, and being an attractive paperweight...

Speaking of which, I must depart for morning PT, where I don't expect to see any of you break pattern and actually attend. ++

[CyGamer]

++Cant. Medicae gave me a pass from that. Hehe++

[Commissar Cat]

++ My sympathy. Allergy to 5am is a very real condition. ++

[Johannes Wyss von Krieg]

++0500 iz an absolutely ordinary hour fur morning proceadures. Howv kouldt a guardsmann haffe an Allergie to zat? Or time at all?++

[CyGamer]

++More of the gut shot I took.++

++Krast, we cleared you for duty three days ago.++

++...Well thanks Jaren. I’ll be sure to swing by the Ward and have a talk with you later...++

[Archer]

++I can come if you want! I-++

##Luca don't you have a broadcast to do?##

++But I never get to-++

##You are more valuable to moral than you are a soldier.##

[LaxKnight]

## I beg to differ, Lieutenant. Not only is it his actual job to protect his seniors but he is an excellent soldier. I can personally vouch for his marksmanship. A soldier like him will be more effective in the field not only due to his skill and the overall need for more bodies, but raise moral among our troops through victory. Though, I guess you wouldn't know that sitting in your office all day and not bothering to look out the window, propaganda officer. ##

[Archer]

##Thank you for your opinion it will be noted but he was assigned to be managed by me and I will see how his should best be spent. He will be used to the best of his ability I am sure.##

[LaxKnight]

##Clearly, though I believe his abilities lie more in destroying the Emperor's enemies and protecting the Guard's officers than singing and dancing.##

[blinddeadmcjones]

++i dunno, something tells me you both feel his best abilities are to be spent for recruitment purposes aye?++

[CyGamer]

++Wait, are we talking about posters and prop recruiting or behind the shed recruiting?++

[blinddeadmcjones]

++a little from column A and a little from column B++

[Commissar Cat]

++ I recommend doubling your daily water rations if y'all continue being so thirsty. ++

[Archer]

++I don't get it.++

[Johannes Wyss von Krieg]

++Kould you explain, Kommissar?++

[Commissar Cat]

++ Hydration is very important. ++

[Hobbsy]

++This is Master of Ordnance De Grotto. I am happy to hear on my routine comms check that this vox frequency for once has sensible and constructive chatter on it. Hydration is indeed important. All guardsmen should make sure they attend to their daily needs so that they can remain at their peek fight potential. Carry on Commissar, though all uses of this channel should do their best no to clutter this channel in case of emergency. Again I leave this in your care Commissar, that is all.++

[Archer]

++Somehow I am more confused than normal... I'm going back to filling out my form for request off base leave. Reminds me Cat I need you to sign this!++

##[Audible flustered officer] Why do I even communicate with you cretins?!##

[blinddeadmcjones]

++i find it funny that this call for more hydration is coming from cat of all people++

++also, i don't know, why do you continue to communicate with us cretins?++

[LaxKnight]

++Because she needs us to do her bidding.++