The Three Nurglings In A Coat (And Other Oddities)

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Postby ThreeNurglingsInACoat » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:48 pm


All Credit to QuothTheRaven

Name: 'Hans Redbook' ( La'ryh, Kerl'h and Mogh )
Gender: Male
Age: 'Yes.' ( The actual answer given when asked. )
Height: Somewhere between 5'8" and 6'2" - it seems to vary depending on wind strength, weather conditions and time of day.
Weight: 'Also Yes.' (La'ryh you EEEEDIOT! That's not what squelchy man-meats wants to hear! )

Notes: Speaks in a high, scratchy voice. Tends to shuffle about a lot. Has difficulty with staircases and steps. Has a peculiar lingering odour. Very stiff handshake. Has often been described as 'sticky'.

Born:'In A Place!'

Regiment: Death Korps of Krieg 17th Line Infantry (That's what the grimy stained uniform seems to be from at least....)
Training: 'Many years.'
Rank: Corporal

Appearance: Corporal Hans Redbook is best described as a tall, oddly slender and lank individual with odd curves in very odd places. Indeed, it has often been commented upon that most people tend not to have such 'fat' calves yet in the case of Corporal Redbook he seems to be blessed with such rotund muscles. His arms seem to be abnormally thin, with one slightly longer than the other and his hands seem to be a bit pallid in tone and somewhat greasy.

Indeed, Corporal Redbook's skin is greasy as a whole - and he appears to be suffering a severe case of acne, though it is not appropriate for other members of the Astra Militarum to comment so openly on what seem to be a long term healthcare issue. This greasy, pallid skin, complete with various warts and spots is not helped by the Corporal's unusual body odour - which is, to be frank quite rancid. This is perhaps attributed to time spent out in the field and in active service...well, it could be if the longcoat of his regiment didn't seem to be slightly damp and awkwardly stained in several places, with unpleasant shades of browns, reds and even in some cases a most lurid yellow.

General Information: The Truth of the matter is that 'Hans Redbook' is actually....three Nurglings in a stolen and ill-kept longcoat. They form up in the following order:

Mogh, the largest of the Trio forms the bottom. Stumpy legs shuffling along awkwardly in mismatched standard issue boots, Mogh is a deep brown in tone and quite prone to randomly dripping. Mogh suffers from a rather unfortunate case of wind and as such tends to be a bit fragrant at all the wrong times. Thankfully as he's on the bottom it's something that can be avoided, though in cramped spaces hot air does rise....

Kerl'h is a rather portly, long limbed, pale green Nurgling who forms the 'middle' of this stack of Nurglings. One arm is indeed longer than the other and his hands are his pride and joy, complete with their dirty cracked nails. To help maintain the illusion Kerl'h has put some effort in to finding and stealing...well...all sorts. Paint, facial products, baby powder. The end result is visible hands that are off shades of green and seem to be a bit stickier and more slick than they should be. Kerl'h is most proud of his twin horns, which sort of prop the coat out a bit to the sides...lucky for them.

La'ryh is the smallest and most rotund of the Trio and fortunately was blessed by Grandfather Nurgle with slightly off-shade caucasian skin tones. With a broad, jagged smile and a dripping nose he forms the 'face' of Corporal Redbook and his chirpy, squeaky voice is the voice for them all when having to interact with others. He has a small pair of horns, often hidden under the helmet and also a slightly upturned nose, prone to dribbling.

The Trio are carrying out one of the most awkward attempts of subversion ever known. True to their nature there seems to be no greater plan than to just cause trouble. Sticking together primers with bodily fluids, spitting in the canteen's dishes, not washing their hands after doing their duties. Of course, with some genuine guidance the mites could prove a legitimate threat but for now they are content trying to one up eachother in squabbles and mischief.

Enemies: Pretty much everyone but special recognition goes to the following.

Hygiene.
Cleaning Products.
Those annoying Psykers.
Those annoying chanting Priests.
The local dogs.

Relationships: Nothing at the moment here.

Stuff and Things:

Tattered, slightly soggy and stained Krieg greatcoat.
Battered, slightly rusty, sticky Krieg pith helmet.
One pair of mismatched standard issue boots. One brown, one black.
One pair of mismatched gloves with holes in the fingers.
One moldy small tree branch that doubles up as an arm.
A broken-off handle from a brush that doubles up as the other arm.
A rotting sponge, used frantically by Mogh to mop up after the trio in case of accidents.
One barely functional, incredibly sticky Lasgun. With a lot of tape. Seemingly rusty.


High Concept: A Hilariously Bad Disguise
Trouble: Terrible Actors
Aspect: Clever Mischief Makers

Approaches:

- Careful +1
- Clever +2
- Flashy +0
- Forceful +1
- Quick +2
- Sneaky +3

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