Hahana Atamatea
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Player: Giffy ---
Name: Hahana Atamatea
Nicknames: Hana, short stuff, demon woman (Kai), negro girl (giorgio)
Meaning: Radiant
Gender: vagina.
Status: cannibalistic
Sexuality: fuck knows.
Age: 23
Nationality: Maori/Australian
Build: Small, but strong.
Height: 4'11"
Weight: idk 6___9
Team: BETTER DEAD THAN RED, BLEED BLU TILL THE DAY SHE DIES
Job Class: Demobabe
Parents: Kahukura Atamatea (mother), Bruce Albiston (father), Matiu Atamatea (stepfather)
Siblings: Ihaia + Ihaka Atamatea (half brothers (twins))
Theme Song: Rippy the Gator by The Arrogant Worms
Personality
Somewhere between sweet and I AM SUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT WITH A STRAW. Has a tendancy to swing between the two. More often than not, she can be childish and confrontational, though if she feels a kind of bond with you she will use you as a cuddlebuddy.
Physical Description
pocket sized for your convenience
History
Once upon a time, she was born as a little baby. She had a penchant for playing in the mud, and even at a young age, she enjoyed picking fights and wrestling. As she grew up (or... didn't, for that matter) she found it necessary to make up for her size by being TONKA TUFF. At 14, she went to visit her father's family (for the first and only time). The visit didn't go well. The only good thing that came out of it was that she got to see a building demolished, which filled her with glee and would later in life influence her class choice. At 18 she got pregnant, but the baby died in the womb. She never did get over that. ANYWAYS THEN NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED AND SHE JOINED BLU AND ATE PEOPLE
I stg she has never bitten a priest. god.
Strengths
Quick, not one given to squeamishness, CREEPY AS FUCK, also no one suspects the tiny one.
Weaknesses
tiny, stubborn, not very booksmart.
Character Relations
BLUs
Adam: Loves his hair! Thinks he's sleeping with Alice. Wonders how he's surviving it.
Adela: Met her a couple times. Still doesn't know what to think about her.
Alex: Absolutely adores him. Drinkin' buddies, Yeahhhhhhhh
Asher: Loves her leader in that she'd follow him into battle even with the odds stacked against them.
Benny: Doesn't much like him; he gives off a funny vibe.
Bernard: loves to pester him, though on some level she probably respects him. She'd never let him know.
Charlotte: Charlotte is Hana's mommy away from home.
Edgar: He's like a baby animal. What's not to love?
Frankie: She hates that he's scared of everything, and wishes that he'd just open up a bit. He kissed her once. it impressed her.
Fred: BALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALD
Green: She has a huge girly crush on him. Thinks his scars are cool BU
Jacob: Her shortbro and another member of blu team who reminds her of a baby animal.
Alice: Fukkin' loves her. never weirded out by her, either.
Pie: Thinks he's a little creepy. usually tries to pretend he isn't there.
Liam: has a weird relationship with gingertits. It ranges from BROMANTIC to shoving him down the stairs.
Lloyd: STUB FRIEND. She adores him because he lets her touch his legstumps. also because he's adorable.
LaVon: A fellow Demobabe, Hana has no problems with her; though she does find her a bit uptight.
Luigi: Keeps some of his secrets. She likes playing with his hair.
Maxwell: She feels like she has to protect him, somehow. Even through their squabbles, she likes to think they've formed some kind of semi-functional friendship.
Robbie: They made out a couple times. She enjoyed it. He's a steadfast drinking buddy and someone to climb on when she's bored.
Tim: ANOTHER BABY ANIMAL WHO SHE LOVES. She doesn't know what he's doing in the middle of a war, really, but she's glad he's here.
REDs
Harvey: Their relationship bounces back and forth. It's hard to tell if they spend more time fighting or being bros. They got really stoned out of their heads one day. Shit was so cash.
Lucas: Knows not very much about this scout. Only that he loves dead snakes. in his bed.
Alaizabel: she's a pretty girl, but Hana wouldn't trust her as far as she could throw her.
Char: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Eberhardt: She is filled with equal parts fear and intrigue. Wants to fight him more than anyone in 2fort.
the rest: She gon' git u. soon.
