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THIS JUST IN: KIRK IS TOTALLY GETTING A SWORD. THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES. A SWORD.

I HAVE SUDDENLY REALIZED I STILL MISS NIGEL.

SIGNED, SEKRIT LOVER

ROBBIE GOT LAID. SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE? I THINK SO.

I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF ANYONE PRETENDS TO LEAVE THE ROLEPLAY ONE MORE TIME.

SAM IS LIKE PRINGLES GUY CEPT GRUMPY i love him too

SOMEONE FANCY AN EGG?

LUIS HAS HAD SEX WITH A LOT OF BLONDES. WHITE PEOPLE HIDE YOUR CHILDREN. (MMM ANNA/ALBERT)

AND EDMUND AND GLEN. ENGIE LOVE FOREVA.

ANNABEL IS ACTUALLY REALLY CREEPY PERSON.

EXCUSE ME SIR I AM NOT GAY
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THERE IS A COCK UP MY ASS AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME
I MUST HAVE FALLEN ON IT

WILL THIS WAR TURN EVERYONE GAY BECAUSE I MIGHT WANT TO QUIT.

YEAH SON

SOMEONE IS LEERING AT YOU - CONSEQUENCES WILL BE FATAL <3

CLARK HAS THE INABILITY TO BE HAPPY, EVEN WHILE IN OOC. AWW

ROGER IS PURSUING CLARK AROUND HIS BASE SINGING "CHEER UP SWEET GREENPEA"

GIO IS PROBABLY FUCKING SOMETHING.

LIAM IS PROBABLY BEING A FAGGOT (AND FAT)(AND ILLITERATE). HE ALSO SNORES LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER, GOSH. THIS IS ALL LIES AND SLANDER OH MY GOD. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK CAWKS LOL MMMM CAWKS.

ASHER IS PROBABLY GOING TO FEEL LESS CHARITABLE TOWARDS LIAM PRETTY SOON. ACTUALLY HE UPGRADED LIAM'S ROOM AND FURNISHINGS, SO SUCK IT.

FRED IS BALD.

YONG IS EATING PIES.

BERNARD IS GETTING SOME FINE ITALIAN LOVING AW YEAH.

NIGEL IS ~SINGLE~ OH LOOK OUT LADIES. NEVERMIND, HE'S FUCKING ROGER NOW. GG ON THE TASTE IN MEN THERE NIGEL.

NO HE'S NOT BUT STAY AWAY FROM HIM ANYWAYS - SOMEONE WHO WILL FUCKING POUND YOU

ROGER SHINED HIS LIGHT LAST NIGHT, BUT THIS IS FAIRLY IRRELIVANT, P.S. YOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCH. HE LIKES IT.

DEVANY WANTS TO KNOW WHY NIGEL TAKES EVERYONE FOR HIMSELF BAWWWAWWAW

GLEN IS SLEEPING EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

EDGAR IS USING HIS MILKSHAKE TO BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. IS ALSO A LADY. IS NOT A LADY, BUT THAT BOY STILL HAS A DAMN FINE MILKSHAKE. HOW DO YOU KNOW? HAVE YOU SEEN EDGAR'S BITS? -YES. YES I HAVE. BUT A "MILKSHAKE" IS APPARENTLY A BLOWJOB. WHO KNEW? I'D LIKE ONE. C'MERE EDGAR. EDGER GIVES GOOD HEAD, FYI. DEVANY WOULD LIKE TO FIGURE THIS OUT FOR HIMSELF. YOU REALIZE THAT NIGEL IS GOING TO END YOU IF HE THINKS EVEN FOR A MOMENT EDGAR WASN'T THAT INTO IT.

GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. :C ON A SCALE OF 1-10 WHERE 10 IS HANGING YOURSELF, HOW UNCOMFORTABLE ARE YOU? ABOUT A "6."

ALSO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FISH? I'M WORRIED ABOUT THEM NOW I MEAN ROGER'S DONE SOME THINGS BEFORE AND HE MIGHT HAVE GOT AT THEM AGAIN...

I'M SORRY EDGAR OK, I LOVE YOU, COME MARRY ME AND WE'LL GO BACK TO MY FAMILY'S PLACE TOGETHER AND I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS

WHAT WHO SAID THAT EDGAR AND I ARE ALREADY MARRIED I WILL MAKE HIM PANCAKES ANY DAY FUCK YOU BRO

WHO DO YOU THINK SAID THAT, YOU BLOODY RAPIST?

WHAT FUCK YOU MANG I AM IN LOVE WITH EDGAR HE'S MY HANNI WAIFU OKAY

HE'S SETTLING. SETTLING DO YOU HEAR ME. YOU STUPID RAPIST.

WHAT I AM NOT RAPING EDGAR I TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM FAGGET I NEVER DO THAT

YEAH BUT YOU RAPED NATE AND THEN TRIED TO PRETEND LIKE IT DIDN'T UTTERLY TRAUMATIZE HIM

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TRAUMATIZE HIM HE SOUNDED LIKE HE LIKED IT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

HE WAS CRYING YOU DON'T USUALLY CRY DURING NON-TRAUMA SEX

ALSO CARVER THAT SWEET SCOUT ASS IS SO GOING TO BE MINE

WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST FUCK ALREADY I MEAN JESUS

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS VIOLENTLY RAPED AROUND HERE - NO IT HAPPENED TO DEVANY TOO

DEVANY DOLES OUT THE HOT DICKINGS TOO, DON'T FEEL TOO BAD

YOU BLOODY PERVERTS - IAWTC YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DEVIANTS

HOW ABOUT WE ACTUALLY WRITE CHARACTERS/STATUS HERE HUH

FUCK NO

I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR INSIDEEEES! WITH BAKED POTATOES! (with love, Dr.Eberhardt)

THAT SOUNDS DIVINE, DOCTOR- CAN WE HAVE SOME PIKE WITH THAT AS WELL? (wet sucker marks, no name)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (no love, Roger)

JAUME IS WONDERING "WHY THE HATE? :SADFACE:" (ALSO WONDERING IF HE'LL EVER GET A G-FRIEND ON TEGAKI, LOLOLOL)

ADELA HAS ONLY DONE IT WITH TALL PEOPLE SO FAR - DON'T TWAT BLOCK HER ON THIS, HER LAST BASTION OF SHORT

CARVER IS CURRENTLY TERRIFIED AND BORED, A BAD COMBINATION

NATE IS CARTING AROUND HIS CAT POUTINE LOVINGLY AND ALSO EATING THE FOOD, POUTINE

POUTINE COULD CARE LESS

ARDETTE WANTS TO KNOW WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE IS SHOUTING OH MY GOD.

SHORTPIKE IS FISHING FOR THE ELUSIVE TENTA-SPY BUT HAS ONLY CAUGHT SPY CRABS ATM. BALLS.

KALINA IS BALDSEXUAL

ALBERT IS WISHING PEOPLE WOULD FUCK OFF WITH THE GOGGLEBUMPS GOOD GOD PEOPLE HOW SAVAGE

DOUG WILL FIND OUT WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ROBBIE. JUST GIVE IT TIME.

JAYNE IS GETTING ATTACKED BY POSSUMS OH GOD

SOPHIA IS COMING FOR YOU, JAYNE. LIKE A MOTORCYCLE MADE OF TRANQUILISER GLITTER. THAT'S RIGHT. GLITTER.

SPEAKING OF TRANQUILISERS, EBERHARDT IT'S WAKING UP OF HIS COMA, GIORGIO PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER.

LUKE IS SLEEPING LIKE ALWAYS, THE LAZY FAGGOT.

THIS PAGE IS WOEFULLY OUTDATED AND READING THROUGH IT FEELS LIKE SOME SORT OF TERRIBLE TIME TRAVELING DRUG TRIP

HOLY BALLS I DON'T REMEMBER LICKING THIS MANY STAMPS AT ONCE WHY ARE THE WALLS MELTING.

THIS IS SUCH A TRIP, MAN.

RED TEAM IS THE BEST AND ELLEN CAN GO SUCK EGGS.

JANA IS JEALOUS OF ELLEN AND BLU, THAT IS WHY SHE SPREADS SUCH LIES. Never.

STOP LYING JANA, STOP LYING.